TomMasz

This was everything I hoped it would be.

I never thought about this before, but it’s true in my experience.

It has a mane, ergo it’s a horse.

Unless you had met the chicken, there’s no way to be sure.

It’s that guy from the museum!

Just makes it easier to identify companies to avoid voluntarily patronizing.

What gave it away?

One time I went to Jim and told him it hurt when I moved my arm a certain way. So he kicked me in the knee. It hurt so much I forgot all about my arm. Then he charged me $15,000.

When I was a kid in the '60s, Japanese anime was shown on TV dubbed into English. It was just cartoons to us, it wasn’t until much later that the term “anime” was attached to them.

My son-in-law is learning Finnish. That’s on top of the English and German (Army brat) he already knows. As for me, I know Spanish and some German, and while Finnish would certainly qualify as a “nobody speaks” candidate, I’d go for Dutch. I’ve been to the Netherlands a couple of times, and it seems like a fun one to learn. There’s no Dutch community locally that I’m aware of.

The average American definitely needs some fiber.

Sure, she’s holding weed, but her eyes say she’s on something significantly different.

Do tweakers get hungry? Or do they just annoy the staff?

Sure, they can request 1.21GW, but the answer’s always “no”.

He doesn’t pay taxes. This ultimately results in a net gain for the state.

Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.

In a Buzz Lightyear kind of fashion. Most of the time, that’s good enough.

I reject your reality gravity and substitute my own!

Bill has seen.

This seemed almost plausible right up until the “Kid Rock.”