Kissinger strikes again! This time from Hell! In theaters tomorrow. And next week. And probably next year.

Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.

In the spirit of shit posting: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

Wannabe Henry Kissenger without the charisma, intellect, ability to disguise evil as perfectly logical foreign policy.

gzip && finger | man -stur

Requiring the company to do more than provide short term stock growth. Generally they want the company to behave somewhat responsibly or ethically. A desire to not simply maximize profits. They have to have a big chunk of stock or proxy votes since the only way they can influence the company is by removing or adding board members.

I get it now!

That’s where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.

I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don’t. And I can’t.

Corn-positive.

Nicki Minaj released the song Anaconda, but she really meant a Python.

Did he say that you need to get a vibrating one to really stimulate the prostate?