This is what was going through my head when I made my original comment lmao

Let’s say for example you have a large amount of drugs in the car. You drive 10 miles over the speed limit and get pulled over. Now you’re a felon when you should’ve just gone the speed limit.

Never commit a misdemeanor while committing a felony.

I only block people who consistently post things I don’t want to see or people who spam post the same thing eleventy billion times in different communities.

Personally I’ve thought about blocking you and violet for the horny posting but it’s amusing enough that I haven’t yet.

Spontaneous human combustion.

Watched a documentary on it as a kid and I’ve had the fear in the back of my mind ever since

It’s funny because I’m constantly seeing minority groups telling white people not to ask how to help and to just figure it out and help or get out of the way.

It’s kinda frustrating hearing so many different takes on white people trying to help because it feels like a large portion don’t want us to help at all

Literal big dick energy

This reminds me of a rebuttal I’ve heard about a joke I’ve heard a lot of women make.

Child - “Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?”

Mom - “I just wanted a back rub”

Dad - “All I wanted was a blowjob”

Worth

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Jerboa works pretty good

Yeah this is what I’ve always thought.

I believe I’m straight but if a guy presented feminine enough I’d be attracted to them. Only problem is I don’t like penises but if you can hide it I’m all in

I’ve never heard an American call it tuna fish. I’ve only ever heard Bri*ish people call it that.

Mosquitoes and it’s not even a debate.

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Is that better than senpai?

I’m currently dealing with the opposite and it’s actually quite frustrating.

One of the products we sell are chicken wraps and my trainer acts like if I don’t assemble the wrap the exact same way in the exact same order every time the world will end.

Idk. Watto had a pretty cushy life it seemed. Considering where he lived that is.

Commenting doesn’t bump the post up the feed. Only upvoting does.

Got banned on reddit for telling someone to crawl back in their hole.

They were trying to defend circumcision while admitting female ventilation mutilation was bad. I pointed out the hypocrisy of that mindset and finished with “now crawl back into your hole so the rest of us don’t have to deal with you”.

Instant permaban.

I was already on my way out anyway because of the whole 3rd party app thing so this just kickstarted my emigration.