Law Abiding VPN User

This anime looks really dumb but also looks like it has potential to be really funny

I’m not sure if you could handle her. but if Artimis wants to do it with you, go ahead with her

do they have a file on me too?

meh, it builds character to have a goddess try to kill you. Really she’s just toughening them up

I’m already doing that.

Of course…I transform myself into animals and fuck married women, sometimes I transform myself into those women’s husbands and fuck them. My wife is great, she lets me fuck around

Dad jokes are the best

There’s loads of other reasons to be anonymous online too.

Mostly for your own physical safety. Also none of this crap is about protecting kids. Middle aged wine-moms need to parent their stupid kids instead of letting the family iPad be the caretaker. Pornstars aren’t at fault if little timmy sees a pair of tits or a vagina, that would be the kid’s parents who are at fault

“last year” doesn’t really do it justice They had tons of data breaches last year, the really bad one was after some places forced people to upload their IDs

How old are you? 30 years is a long time

I’m in my mid thirties and I sure as hell am not giving my identity documents to a service that gets hacked every other week

Well, I am Zeus

This is why I don’t go to the gym in January

I don’t go to many parties, but most people I hang out with seem to like me

I’m taller than most men though…I guess I’ll have to piss in the sink

I also disguised myself as a bull and fucked some other guy’s wife too. That’s how the minotaur was created

If you can’t enjoy life without being drunk maybe you have other issues that you need to work on

Alcohol can be a cause of mental decline in your late years.

it also gives you tremors after prolonged excessive consumtion

okay, which one is for humans?

I’m a human being with autism and a number of other conditions that make it hard for me to interact with other people

I don’t get it, why is that instance of lemmy bad?