Until they stop making us maintain lawns it obviously can’t be that bad

This gives trump an out for Iran

Then she doesn’t eat it out of spite

What if I’m not willing to destroy my carpet, walls, or ceiling?

Without that air cushion your chips get smashed into a million pieces

Land of the free is a national anthem lyric, bend the knee is from game of thrones

100% of acid rain contains dihydrogen monoxide

Understandable mistake, as with them being your employer you would expect it to be a 401k plan

As long as embrapa also gives a 3x multiplayer it will be ok

You can both end your employment immediately, and just like it’s nice of you to give notice it’s also nice of them to give severance pay

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The older I get the less I like that one

8 is 10 but 7.99 is 5

We have one yes, what about second father

You can feel your hair growing

Satire

If iOS says that too many networks are using the same frequency it might actually mean an incorrect password

Tellmywifisaidhello

Solving chess

Because I said so