Nuh-uh, you’re not closing the strait, I am! Neener neener!

El Taco, probably

Haven’t the slop companies not even actually bought anything yet? My understanding is that no money’s actually changed hands, and that all of this is happening because they pinky promised to buy components in the future with money they don’t even have right now. Which, yes, is basically how buying on credit works, but for everyone else that usually first requires having a reputation for being able to actually pay eventually, rather than the bubble imploding and all these companies going under before the order is even fulfilled.

When I was ~7, I got a Super NES bundle that included both Super Mario World and Super Mario Kart, as well as a second controller. Absolutely worth it.

“Excoriates” is a new one. Finally break out the thesaurus there, journos?

But also, are you telling me that they aren’t already under oath when in the courtroom?

Biblically accurate Jewish military!

Wait, if he’s no longer prince, how can he still be in the line of succession?

If ownership is what you’re worried about, why wouldn’t you already have the installers downloaded and backed up?

Given that Elon Musk is supposed to be in charge of like 6 different companies at once and still manages to find the time to shitpost on Twitter all day, a CEO’s time can’t be that busy.

Can’t imagine anyone actually making a guillotine with such a long blade. It wouldn’t be able to get enough momentum to cleanly cut through in a single motion, which is the entire point of the guillotine. Is that slop?

reminiscent of F-Zero

Pretty sure that’s because the guy is literally recycling assets from F-Zero GX. 🤣

At least they finally showed more environments than “flat desert junkyard”, and some jumps.

Ro Khanna should shut the fuck up and go back to sucking Thiel’s dick.

Not to detract from your actual point, but I thought they showed that he is a pedo who wants to rape kids, but was so uncool that all the other pedos blacklisted him. Which, admittedly, is not any better.

Meanwhile, I reinstalled LibreOffice on my Linux desktop even though I currently have no need for an office suite. And my work machines aren’t actually mine, so I don’t give a fuck what Microslop does to break shit.

First that MMO, now this? Couldn’t you have done this slop after Horizon 3?

Ghost Trick was originally a DS game, so if you don’t care about HD artwork tracking down the DS version is an option.

Honestly, I kinda want to play Stellar Blade to see if the gooner bait makes up for what I’ve heard about the gameplay, but I’m not gonna shell out actual money for it, especially since it’s got Denuvo.

Also, I know it hasn’t even been announced yet, because Metroid Prime 4 only just came out a couple months ago, but Metroid Prime 5. At this point, it would have to be a Switch 2 game, and I refuse to get one because fuck that game key card shit.

Clearly, they should refer to it as “human trafficking” instead!

Crimson beyond blood that flows