Ah you too spoke fluent computer?

The fuck you trying to say?

Heed now good sirs, for I am The Analihilator. The punisher of this realm. I penetrate deep in the bowels of the darkest unknown and slay all thee that dare come art thou.

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WELCOME! You’ve got mail!

Comparatively, fuel in Hong Kong is about $4/litre which is about $15/gallon… so count your lucky stars and stripes you warmongering fools.

It all does it for me… glasses, no glasses… Who gives a shit?

Actually, keep the glasses on. It works.

A machine that emits a continuous humming sound because it was poorly and cheaply engineered and made in China. Mike Lazaridis could explain it better and fix it.

If you’re a developer, make sure you read all the terms and/or have a lawyer. I support an outreach system for indie games but do not wish for them to be taken advantage of. Protect yourself!Protect your content!

Maybe this is why they’re now ramping up going back to the moon? Gonna start fuckin the moon up for all that sweet Helium 3.

It’s just what they expect everyone would think is a great comment since they themselves probably never enjoyed/experienced the game - thinking it may be silly. They may or may not believe the comment that they posted to be true, in fact they’re more than likely indifferent on the game altogether. They just felt the need to contribute something possibly riveting to get a reaction one way or another.

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What a great feeling resurrecting a machine! Great work

He was sitting in my front yard and I felt the need to photograph him. I like the way he posed for the camera too. He is my hometowns Mascot for our professional baseball team as well.

It’s been a long decade, I’m tired, boss… what’s that? WHAT? It’s only been just over a year? You’re shitting me? Get the fuck out of here…

A few of the dumbest criminals in the world! I’m not entirely sure if Just Dance can be implemented in any grand scale crime these other doofus fucks are committing, but I’m sure he’s got more than a few skeletons in his closet. He’s the biggest sellout to a weird sex predator cult ever.

Sorry if you were going to retire this year.

This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!

God dammit.

I love deleted by creator!