“Hurp durp, high prices Democrat Party durrrr”

“WTF? I’m going to get crucified for little Timmy, when he beats off on his dad’s OnlyFans account in 2022? That’s a no.”

I have a feeling you are closer to the truth than you might imagine.

Right after I graduated middle school, three guys were riding in the back of an El Camino that took a curve too fast. All but one were killed quite nastily. Driver too. That was 1972, and the sole survivor still isn’t doing well. So much for the good Old Days when kids were free.

Ask this Joneser about all this shit boomers get nostalgic over. I’ll tell you the real story.

All part of the Republican eugenics program.

I know several people, mostly older people, who have gone back to old-timey, off-the-antenna TV. I suspect this will become a trend.

When the Constitution is out of the way, Prosperity Gospel will be the official religion of the United States.

I was finishing elementary school in the late 1960s, in extreme right wing Anaheim, California. Twice a month, the (public) schools had something called “released time religion.” Two trailers would pull up to school, one for the Catholics and one for the Holy Rollers. The kids whose parents had signed a release would spend the afternoon learning Jesus things. The rest of us were expected to sit quietly, reflecting on our moral inadequacy for not being in the trailer.

As you might imagine, the majority of students who did go to the trailer, took umbrage at those who did not. And even then, I noted that there was nothing for the Jewish or Muslim or Hindu kids.

It’s just symbolic. This won’t get past the MAGA leaders in the House, let alone the pre-boomers in the Senate.

I’m making fish tacos tonight. Must have my homemade crema!

When you’re eating Jeezus at holy communion, just don’t ask for mayo.

I bet all those big macho MAGAs are breaking down the doors at the recruiting office, riiiight?

Quentin Tarantino might dig that.

It’s cool, MAGAs. Dear Leader has gone to live on a big farm, where he can run and play with a lot of other fascist despots.

To use as a political prison.

It’s been several hours, and none of the major outlets have picked it up.

Another distraction.

His followers will say he rose from the dead.

“Miller, are you taking notes? I want this in my next speech!” – Tr*mp, probably