Hot air balloons would like a word with you.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/frWk8uR1r88

Ooh, I like them curvy. Thanks!

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Did Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers ever meet?

------F Do we have a pitchfork emporium on lemmy cause I need new ones?

And sudoku.

In the cumbox.

What about Star Whores?

I follow the philosophy of Father Ted.

Sperm is very squishy so I don’t think it’s painful.

Ok but what would you do with this guy?

Or “adjacent”

And at your lowest, when there was only a single set of footprints and a cloud of smoke, that’s when I carried you.

I don’t know. Is white pizza NOT a pizza? 🤷

im pretty sure the Persians invented pizza

Yeah, I think that’s where the Romanes (eunt domus!) got it from.

It goes back further than that, it just didn’t have tomatoes on it then.

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it’s ok to go ass to mouth.

That’s it! Go to the hyper room! https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Bg6xGMAHuH8

Just as long as it doesn’t break the laws of physics.

Wait, was Tony a pedo?