SeductiveTortoise

What about the potato soup girl?

“Hey Elmo, the moon is made of drugs!”

MOOOOM! STOP IT!

Hey Americans, German here. You can use the great city of Nuremberg if you want to clean up, we’re ready. For the trials of course, hang those assholes on your own land.

Or, and I would love that, hand them over to Iran, Afghanistan, whatever country they’ve used for their war crimes. Oh god, I would so love that.

What a fool, there are no cigarettes on the moon!

Exactly! I bet they’ll find some bullshit reason to throw you in custody and then take the 15K as whatever bullshit fee.

I’d prefer the Iranian people not to die for the pedo prince. They should just stick to a meme war.

Fuck me. I’ve been trained to expect anything bad regarding ice to be that one thing that isn’t the issue here. Still, fuck ice.

Everything smart in my house is self hosted and air gapped.

My tech illiterate friend: “we’ve got *webcams in every room! 💕”

*Chinese, cloud based

I didn’t think of the women! No wonder I’m single. At least until I’m dead and stiff 💖

Thanks. Sounds good

If a friend was interested in that, what should I tell them to use instead? Asking for a friend, obviously.

Yes, but that’s temporary. They’ll get tender after a while 💖

*munches on leaves*

It was the koala!

“Mr Gorbachev, tear down this blewskee”

Yeah, that. I can’t find a good video of this though.

I can’t help but read Bluesky in the same dorky way that idiot Senator said it.

John Kennedy. That’s the dude.

That’s a lot of combined urethrae. How do you decide which to pee out of?

OH IT IS AN A!

Hey, stop dismantling my argument! /s

No really, we should pour more money into this. Such a good idea 🫩

It can have effects like drugs, but not only is it legal, they give you some to get you hooked. The tech bros are the dealers they warned us about. Nobody ever offered free coke to me, but AI is everywhere.