He tried to, until the fuzz busted in

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This. I don’t get why most commenters whinge about smart TV capabilities, when you don’t have to actually use that feature.

That’s what she said

You should work for a PR firm or on a political campaign

This chode whines about immigrant crime, but also wants the one thing most likely to lead to more of it. What a vile racist dip shit

We won’t be the only ones

Correction, it’s over $50,000.

Why are you laughing?

Totally exonerated! Lots of people are saying it

Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal

“Last Kiss” the Pearl Jam version

And honorable mention to:

“The Last Remaining Light” by Audioslave

One of the ski jumpers put all of them on before being measured

He should fly the plane like he’s eluding fighter jets or SAMs. Maybe throw in a barrel roll or two. Definitely should go hard on takeoff and landing.

I C someone Is up to their old tricks Again

Finally a commenter with taste

Try making them the proper way, I guess

Classic Margarita Recipe

If you’re not rich, powerful, or a teenage girl, you’re in the clear

Benjamin Button broke bad