I get paid every two weeks and if that deposit doesn’t hit my account then they can kiss my ass because I don’t do shit for free

I wonder if it has trouble deciding if Imagine Dragons are human or not 🤔

People who masturbate less than twice a week make a loud sound that only I can’t hear??? That’s so specific!

Wait wait wait… Is the implication here that there are people who masturbate LESS than twice a week??? 😰

Edit: holy shit I just realized that’s Elijah Wood

I’m guessing here, but I assume they mean the fact that most old pagan religions were essentially erased from existence by Christians 🤷‍♂️

My alarm app has a setting where you have to solve math equations to make the alarm turn off or even use the snooze feature. You could even set it to increase in difficulty. I got pissed off at it and stopped using it after about a week.

That’s manorialism, you’re thinking of an extremely sweet kosher wine.

Sounds like people are discovering that dictators mistrust their own supporters as much if not more than their political dissidents

I didn’t know who this person was until I saw this post. I wish I still didn’t.

You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

What’s on the other side? It sounds important

They want migrants to come work the hardest, shittiest jobs but they want them to all live in the crappy housing outside the city limits because the townsfolk don’t actually consider immigrants to be human beings. That was the gist of the article as I read it anyway…

I thought they called it Soylent as kind of a joke. I’m sure they’re already fully aware of what Soylent Green is lol

I just read an article the other day that said LG is about to start charging subscription fees for washing machines 🙄

I will go old school and start washing my clothes against a rock in the river before I’ll pay a fucking subscription to use my own washing machine

If you guys really wanted to let Spez know how mad you are you would STOP GOING TO REDDIT… Every time “fuck spez” shows up on this page it just means a bunch of people got on Reddit and boosted their numbers which makes them look more valuable to investors for the IPO.

Do I really need to remind you that Spez or anyone else who works for Reddit COULD TAKE THIS DOWN AT LITERALLY ANYTIME THEY FEEL LIKE IT?

Every time you go there and write “fuck spez” I’m sure he goes to sleep crying into the giant pile of money he sleeps on

I’ll say it once more, if you want Spez to pay DO NOT GO ON REDDIT EVEN TO TELL HIM WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE HE IS, THAT IS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO DO