What are these politicians going to do when they achieve perfect age verification?

Yeah, because if you can’t afford to live, then you certainly can’t afford to move to another country.

I realized that I don’t know any of the people I see when I leave the house. Do I care what they think? Maybe a little, but not enough to influence my fashion choices.

Thanks, but that article doesn’t mention too many specifics either. I am going to assume that if someone was denied service it’s because they are criminals, not conservatives. The line is blurry though.

Has this actually happened, or just playing the victim again?

The signs are clear.

What a moocher! JK who gives a shit? Busy bodies at fox apparently. If I didn’t have to work would I? Hell no.

I think you’re right, but I see 99.9% on Amazon.

Make sure you use %100 alcohol.

Quack, motherfucker!

I thought water fountains were verboten after the covid.

Well, maybe the lactose intolerant would skip the last leche. One leche too far?

Pop the whole roll at once.

“Cock Soup” tastes like a bag of dicks.

True, I suppose, but factory jobs? I thought those dried up when we gave China all our manufacturing.

At the Dr’s

That does sound a lot better than therapy. Why don’t we do that anymore? Cocaine and jerking off are still S tier relievers.

Looks like a smug fuck.

They look delicious, but I want to be deep fried when I die.

…Hammer Time! 🦀