My Asmongoon impression:

“Yeah, I mean yeah, no. I total agree with that, yeah, no. Yeah, I mean that just what it is, is it?. Yeah. No, Yeah. I mean… Yeah. What is this? I mean yeah, no.”

Repeat for 6 hours.

Dude has literally the vocabulary of a fucking Etch A Sketch.

Nah your thinking about Lightbulb Zeppelin. Of course it’s not as new as OLED Zeppelin.

Have you tried being an attractive woman?

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

The only correct answer in this thread.

It’s the biggest industry in the world by a very large margin and the most destructive one on a global scale.

Wear a funny hat.

“Bro just one more post processing technology, trust me, just one more and all the clarity issues are going to be fixed, just one more. One more and that’s it, it’s going to look native, just one more. Just let me do one more, please.”

Great, now I can play those blury, washed out, Vaseline smeared UE5 games at 40 FPS on high end hardware with a bit sharper upscaling artifacts. And only have to pay what, $700 more compared to a non GSync monitor?

Nvidia can go and eat sand.

Is that a JoJo reference?

If you say “No I don’t want that.”, legally speaking, Death can’t get you anymore.

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“Jessie, we got to cook meth.”

Hey I already jacked of to the best buy commercial, I’ve done my duty. Now it’s your turn.

Look im glad she’s getting a paycheck but why do people give these 2 soulless companies free marketing by falling for this fabricated rivalry.

That needs way more context.

• Taking the trash out the night before it’s going to get picked up, is what’s right.
• Not wanting to do it at all, is how I feel.

When you order your SCP girlfriend from Temu.

“Sir, this is a sperm bank”

Books. I’m dyslexic as fuck but heavy readers are mostly chill people.

Maybe stop predatory pricing, implement a ironclad privacy policy, do something against bot spam, stop selling sensitive and personalized user data, do something against harassment and gender discrepancy.

But no, ChatGPT in a trenchcoat will surely save you.

Who even gives a shit, all dating apps are owned by only 2 companies. They’re all the same.

$600 <-> prolly three fiddy