https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200731-how-to-build-a-nuclear-warning-for-10000-years-time

We can’t even truly expect to communicate the dangers of these sites to our future beings.

It will be Alien/Event-Horizon/Shamma-lamma-ding-dong:“calls from inside!”

Having immediately plundered or dwelled, many many years later linguists Rosetta stone it… and probably no one accepts their findings, cause “the curse” has already been explained by “SCIENCE!” Phlogiston flow or whatnot, or political leadership will be like “Since I dont care bout future, why would anyone back then? Clearly an MohenguDarek double bluff! Send more people in, its probably secret of eternal life!”

I went down to the corn-chemical exchange bank, and gave em 2 ears a corn, and they gave me 2 beakers a chemicals!

Will add to your awsome LooneyToons level KungFu movies above:

The Ballad of Ricky Oh.

Shaolin Soccer (I panned this on title originally, its not that, its comedy gold)

Through the darkness of future past The sorcerer yearns to see One clear path between two worlds Come fire, walk with me

In the old sitcom “Happy Days,” after far too many seasons, a new episode featured The Fonz, blue screen water skiing, a crappy looking shark prop, and the Fonz literally jumped over the shark.