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4 months agoDie Hard and Violent Night


Die Hard and Violent Night
Yeah, but the non-Nazis need somewhere to go as well…


Given how people deify billionaires, I’d imagine there would be plenty of people that would defend a real life Cave Johnson.
Hell, he does get shit done. His company came up with the red and blue gels, and THE FRICKIN’ PORTAL GUN.
He actually solved the energy problem (run water over a dynamo into a blue portal, then open an orange portal above it so the same water powers the dynamo forever, and that’s just the easiest one I thought of!).
People love Jeff Bezos, and he’s done a lot less and treated more people worse!
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