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1 month ago





I’ve used Alt+PrtSc (the magic sysrq key) with r,e, i, s, u, and b to trigger what I’ve read is a more “graceful” forced restart. I’m still learning what the hell I’m doing, though, so don’t take my word for any of this.
(edit: goofed the key order)
“Made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs” ass writing lol


Get confused, shit and piss all over the floor where I stand.
Oh, I guess next time I’m supposed to use the bird one.


I always thought the bird part was related to plant reproduction, too. Like how birds eat fruit and shit the seeds out lol
SFWish explanation (well, more SFW than just linking the image at you lol): https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-goatse-an-internet-101-legend-and-exploitable-meme-explained