The text under your original post is an even better shitpost. (I hope at least) If not, I hope you find the help you need.

Can someone explain this to me? I’m not familiar with the lingo

I agree with you, but considering it has a positive upvote ratio, we’re in minority here. Or less people are observant for such things now.

Jett hier.

Where is the rule 5 and 6? I don’t want to be naughty

So is it any wonder that people are afraid of technology?

I had to google it, it’s called a protractor in English.

Nice joke.