Crobat, my beloved. Where hast my 6 foot, 4 winged bat gone? What forces of evil have possessed GameFreak to keep me from you? Can they not see the bonds of friendship that keep me coming back to you? Dost they not know thou art perfect? Your soft purple fur, your unique typing, your winning personality? Fear not, my love. For I know that one day, you and I will be reunited! I will once again fly on your back to the Pokémon league, whereupon I will thrash the Elite Four with your STAB Cross Poison! Till then, my lavender cutie, rest your mighty wings, sweet cherub. Our time will come again.

I have a soft spot for 3 cause it was the first one I played on my mom’s computer. 4 had some neat world building, but i can’t remember much of the second half.

1969, the 1984 porn parody.

I made that up just now, but I’d be surprised if it doesn’t exist somewhere.

The irony is that the character you’re portraying yourself as is a fascist.

We can’t afford to take that chance.

Doesn’t NASA use older tech because it’s more secure? I think I remember reading that somewhere.

There actually is a Pokémon that (unintentionally) looks like Trump.

They said decades. Plural.

Splatoon, Xenoblade, Miitomo, ARMs, and Ring Fit Adventure all say hi.

Yeah, until chatty slime tells you to talk to a nonexistent NPC and you spend countless hours trying to find a character he made up.

Roxas had entered the chat.

I saw Big Nate.

The mother had dementia. It was unambiguously rape.

This isn’t real. Someone posted the real dialogue elsewhere in this thread.

What the hell is an “expired” dildo?

Pure, unadulterated spite.

The people in charge of writing this simulation are getting real fucking lazy.

Sheldon Whitehouse

There is no way that’s a real person’s name.

Jeez, if it’s going to weigh that much, why not just get a real boulder?

Considering that’s an urban legend with as much validity as his frozen head, yes. This is lower than the imaginary thing.