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Paying for Starlink is a sin against Elohim, those two guys aren’t getting into heaven.

If you care more about truth than about the power to heal the sick and free the oppressed, then you are complicit.

There are plenty of black transgender communist Jews. Google Mizrahim, Kibbutz, and the number of genders in the Talmud.

You too

It takes intellectual competence to believe in magic?

Yes, it does. Faith is like a muscle, it has to be exercised or it will atrophy, but with it, one can choose their beliefs, regardless of evidence. At the lowest level, this makes placebos stronger and helps quiet intrusive thoughts. At the highest levels of magical skill, all reality is one’s plaything. Because by changing your beliefs, you can rewrite your perceptions and remake the world as it exists within your own eyes.

Jesus said as much in the parable of the fig tree.

It’s also said that everyone is saved. Everyone.

https://salvationforall.org/2_Is_Salvation_For_All_Biblical/1_salvation_is_biblical.html

For as in Adam all die, so also in Christ shall all be made alive.

There is no difference between Jew and Gentile, for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.

Not to worry, there are plenty of other demigods in history who did have children, like Heracles. And plenty of god genes in the gene pool. That’s where ADHD and double jointedness comes from.

But Jesus still healed her daughter. And then he fed the gentiles magic bread. Jesus came to help everyone, not just the Jews. If a Helenne is condemned to Tartarus, they are welcome in Heaven. A Norsefolk who is unworthy of Valhalla may ask Jesus for His hospitality instead. If an Egyptian’s heart weighs more than a feather, Jesus will offer to save them from Ammit. Jesus said racism is bad.

Joseph didn’t give Him a Y chromosome. Plus, being the incarnation of the Lord, He was nonbinary. He even used neopronouns - He/Him

Probably people with various forms of gigantism and/or demigods like Heracles.

We of course know that Elohim didn’t create all humanity, just the ancient Hebrews. Two people is not enough genetic diversity to sustain a population, and besides, we have fossil records of humans long before 6,000 years ago. Abel and Cain likely found wives among the human creations of other gods.

Weed is a gift from the Lord. Or possibly Dionysus.

Jesus was trans too. Virgin conception means there couldn’t have been a Y chromosome.

Paul was a Roman who never met Jesus, but still claimed to be an apostle. He added many heretical doctrines to the Bible, reinterpreting Jesus’ life to suit bourgeois sensibilities. Paul is the source of many conservative ideas claimed to be Christian. https://www.sol.com.au/kor/7_02.htm

Also Eve came from a male rib. The Lord transed her gender when He made her into a woman

Christmas is heresy. Jesus wouldn’t approve of stealing holy days from pagans, His message was of peace and love for thy neighbour.

No imperialist is worthy of eternal life in the Lord’s kingdom. Jesus was a black transgender communist, and don’t you forget it.

Just for the record, monotheism is heresy. There are many gods in the Bible. Was it not recorded in the book of Exodus that the Egyptian priests successfully called on their native divinities to transform their staves into serpents? That Moses and the Lord summoned a bigger serpent does not mean the Egyptian gods are false. The first commandment is “You shall have no other gods before Me”, not “You shall have no other gods”. The difference being, a true follower of Elohim believes in all the gods, but worships primarily their Lord.

Christians (followers of Paul) are all heretics. I’m a follower of Christ Himself, not these Romans who killed Him and then appropriated His message.

Jesus was black, there’s no such thing as Hell, Donald Trump is the Antichrist, Eve was a trans woman, and the government is lying about 9/11!

Singular “you” is grammatically incorrect. “You” is plural, “thee” and “thou” are singular.