A decade back I had a coworker tell me about her white upper middle class brother in law serving time in prison for benefit fraud. I literally cannot stress to you enough how many of these people think it’s ok to lie on government forms to get more money.

Jesus ALLOWED himself to be crucified because of our sins.

He noped out.

An old friend was once getting a ride to work in an escalade when a big ole lifted truck did some dick move, so she made a big truck small dick joke. It didn’t land well. When another friend dumped this man, we learned she called him turtle 🐢 due to how turtles can pull their head in.

It doesn’t work due to birth defect and botched surgery, all his kids are artificial insemination and that in addition to a trans daughter (he paid for only boys damnit) and his wife leaving him for a trans woman is why he’s big mad about trans people.

Queer coffee shop that also does DND nights 🤣

Tabletop poly is real. Variation on kitchen table poly where everybody can have dinner at the table with each other, it’s just we play ttrpg together though we mostly play mtg ;3

They’re sorting them like baby chickens.

In the US the process is to become too sick to work so you qualify for government assistance and hope some part of your safety net can keep you out of homelessness and cross your fingers for filling out paperwork correctly.

When and where I was growing up, bestiality and pedophilia were more socially accepted in a joked about/known it happened behind closed doors kind of way than being openly gay or transgender, I think in part because we couldn’t live behind closed doors.

My family would have been more accepting if I’d gotten caught abusing farm animals. As it was I had to get away from one side of the family before their hunting manhood ritual.

TSA isn’t anything more than security theater and harassment anyway.

If only the justice system was actually just and the scales not piled with gold

The ET aliens aren’t real, but the ancient human seed aliens and woo aliens are.

Automate alibaba dropships for amazon and Etsy. Should still be tutorials floating around, it’s more saturated nowadays so there’s more time sink needed to find niche items.

I’m pretty broke all the time, i absolutely know where all of it’s going:

1. bills
2. groceries
3. paying off debts from my young and dumb days.

6 more months and i get to have a clothing and sundries budget again

Honestly, comparing my finances to most of the people who have complained to me in person about living “paycheck to paycheck” the majority of people are trying to live middle class on working class incomes. I was guilty of it too, lifestyle creep happened.

I shake my head every time I see people overspending on consumer bullshit while complaining about cost of living like their $20/day for energy drinks is reasonable.

DNC more right wing than the actual right wing in most countries

As if tear gas is the only gas they’re using.

I’ve seen white, orange, and green gases in various videos.

I was rocking my DSlite with a flash card back in 2009, used it as my mp3 player, ebook reader, and of course games.

Patriarchy is a tool capitalism uses to keep the people fighting amongst themselves. Nesting dolls of bigotry.

Grapes have a yeast on their skins iirc, so adding raisins to a flatbread would introduce yeast, making it risen