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CHERYL: Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, “Yeah, okay, he’s gonna give me mouth to mouth.” But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just “flurr”, falls right onto your popped out eyeball…
PAM: Jesus Christ!
CHERYL: I know, right?
LANA: What the hell!
CHERYL: I’m wet just thinking about it.
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News@lemmy.world•Large oil refinery explosion near Texas coast forces residents to shelter in place
3·13 days agoNot necessarily ICBMs or anything. We’ve been seeing tons of evidence about how effective drone and missile strikes are nowadays. I’m just saying it wouldn’t surprise me if some of these things were actually small attack attempts. The US has certainly pissed off enough of the world to incite some, even more so than usual at this point.
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News@lemmy.world•Large oil refinery explosion near Texas coast forces residents to shelter in place
51·13 days agoMore like they weren’t meteors as the news stations claimed, but failed/intercepted strikes. Not saying that’s the case, I won’t pretend to be knowledgeable enough about weapons to say anything. Just seems odd we’re seeing a spike in rare events like that when there’s also a huge spike in drone/missile strikes worldwide. It just wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn some of this astronomical/meteorological stuff was more man-made than originally claimed is all.
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News@lemmy.world•Large oil refinery explosion near Texas coast forces residents to shelter in place
173·13 days agoSo this comes shortly after a couple of fireballs mysteriously appear twice over the country. I don’t mean to shove a tinfoil hat on, but energy infrastructure does seem like a popular target these days…
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Games@lemmy.world•I've had enough shimmying along ledges and squeezing through cracks sideways to last me a lifetimeEnglish
36·14 days agoI was always under the impression that these were here specifically because loading screens broke immersion and were just as disruptive. And honestly I prefer it over a loading screen myself. God of War 2018 was one continuous camera shot with fade-to-white only when fast-travelling, it was immersive as fuck. And that was only possible because it wasn’t chucking a loading screen in my face every time an area loaded.
If they’re only there to bloat playtime they can get fucked, for sure, but I am a sucker for immersion.
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Games@lemmy.world•BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games (Demon's Souls/Shadow of the Colossus remakes)English
2·2 months agoIf it’s any consolation, it has a pretty excellent catalog and has been my favorite PS since 2. I’m just a sucker for immersion, though, and the controller has that in spades.
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World News@lemmy.world•Kim Jong Un chooses teen daughter as heir, says SeoulEnglish
2·2 months agoShut the fuck up, Donny
Stop it, you’re killing him!
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World News@lemmy.world•FAA lifts closure of airspace over El Paso that had been enacted for 'special security reasons'English
1·2 months agoGot me wondering if they did whatever they needed to do almost immediately, but said 10 days just to distract. That 10-day restriction got a lot of coverage, but what they got done before they reversed it has had none
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News@lemmy.world•Mexican cartels overpower police with ammunition made for the US military
41·2 months agoWonder how they got those. Not like Dumpy handed out visas to known cartel members while pushing ICE sweeps, ostensibly looking for people just like cartel members. Surely it must be a coincidence that they now have military-grade ammunition made only for US troops.
Well then the company has no proof you were actually sick, and next thing you know you have a meeting with HR and your supervisor asking about where you currently are in all your work. Unpaid is not automatically excused
25 bitcoin these days is about $1.7M
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Put in the effort and you will get a head
15·2 months agoHow doers get more done
Ngl when I first saw the image I thought it was a Dr Disrespect and Saddam Hussein mashup
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"Man, I used to beat this level so easily when I was younger..." Me now not realizing I did it on Easy mode
2·4 months agoThat Clayton fight was also the reason I celebrated skippable cutscenes in FM. I picked it up again myself just for funsies, and I thought, “Hey. You’ve been doing some souls-likes and souls-lites. You can handle Kingdom Hearts of all things” before starting on Proud mode…

Sigh at least it’s not “Get up on the hydra’s back!” from 2. But unfortunately, I am a completions so still quite the grind. It will be worth it though. Right…?
Also had really nice animation quality, plus it has a few… variations near the end. Skipping the intro on this one is a massive disservice, agreed


How does that not translate to “our soldiers are gunning down 12-year-olds” even if it was true? Wonder how many magat military families are proud of their kids for that. Fuckin wild