While you do get to feed KKK members to the gators and gun down anti-sufferagettes, you also loanshark and rob innocent people amongst other things

MF DOOM had something to say

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dERcdvcXuE0

Reminds me of the concept album “I Killed Darnell Simmons”

Mafia series - You play as a murderous mobster

Tropico series - You play as the dictator of a small banana republic

Red Dead Redemption - You’re Arthur Morgan, an outlaw who kills for money

100 people took an e-scooter or e-bike somewhere, and will probably take them back homeward ince the even is over, what’s the problem? Should there be another parking lot instead?

April Fools!

The other isn’t artistically inclined

Based!?

I’m tired boss…

That joke aside, does anyone else find swapping out UPS batteries bizarrely satisfying? Every time I heft one of those APC rack batteries and slot em in, I walk out of the server room with a smile on my face!

Fuck, maybe I need to answer the call of the void and work as a tradie XD

I found a shiny pigeon the other day! Both my friend and I have never seen one with such coloration

To this day I cannot stand apple flavored drinks after an evening burping up apple flavor Four Loco. God it’s dogshit

190 proof tastes like a kick in the jaw feels. Also, hand sanitizer.

The Everclear kills germs, so it balances out into plain ole masculinity!

Bingo! A scientist’s meal!

We’ve been there before too, the effect was similar. One drinking game I had to absent myself was Edward Loco Hands XD

Nah, booze kills the worm. If RFK had been drinking pure ethanol like a civillized person, instead of snorting coke off of toilet seats, his brain would have remained uneaten.

Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that

Alcohol kills germs, it checks out!

Yessss, we need more tracking in your day to day because drunks, yesssss, or the children, yessss, or uh, err, uhhh, teenagers, yessssss!

Please give us all your data! For safety reasons, yesssssa

A “great question”? Or just AI brain in action?

Only you can explain what the fuck you’re talking about/prevent wildfires

Lmao what??? Vance is a twatwad, but still your solution is moar coal??

Yes, let’s ally with the #1 Coal country and replace oil/gas with that sweet dirty dirty!