I got some boobs and have some free honey time, hairy man.

Smarter people are more likely to be depressed. Just a filter there not a direct correlation.

I need sources for that one. I really want to be furious about this but I cannot find it. Maybe I need to invest in a better search engine…

Is that Ryan Reynolds?

If it gets a chuckle out of me, the chances are high that it’s a post from you.

Here’s an alternative, so you don’t have to use the groomer:

Get out of my head lmao

Cherry on top would have been if her name was Laurel

That sounds like a big steaming violation of workers rights.

Is surveiling workers fine where this is planned to be executed?

Hahahahah!!! Where are you from? >:(

Livin’ the dream

From which end?

You are right and I get what you are saying but just for the record:

Of course it’s not a person’s IQ that determines if they are wanted or not <3

I’ll never know that feeling

I was looking for this. Glad I’m not alone.

Do you happen to be high?

Obligatory “Mood”

Push it back in, then. Easy peasy