Fuck Israel

It’s not a legitimate state and never has been

It was stolen so that the US and UK could have a tame dog in the land of oil

Zionists are filth, and I hope to see a free Palestine someday

I just hope that whatever gets him is extremely painful

I’m hoping it’s cancer

Redgifs might be the closest option

Restrict our liberties?

Like what?

JBS are an evil company who are quite happy to kill for money, as their conduct is the Amazon basin shows

Good luck to these people

Fuck JBS, and fuck Trump

Cunts.

My IBS keeps me from trying to be funny in a crowded room like I used to do

Drunk at a pretentious Italian restaurant

I was having a piss at the urinal

Luckily, my undies bore the brunt, but it resulted in said undies being binned and me feeling decidedly unclean until I could get home and shower

Fisting

I’m really good at fisting

We already know that

He’s just making noise because ce craves attention

Nobody likes him, he’s pathetically insecure, and he’s afraid that he won’t be remembered if he doesn’t keep doing stupid shit

Ugh

No.

He’s such a dickhead

He’s determined to ruin ground-based astronomy because of his ego

The real reason for every military action out of the festering shithole that is 'Murica

We know that there are many decent people who are just stuck there

We have sympathy for them

We’ve got our fuckwits

Unfortunately, stupidity is celebrated in the US

America seems to be proud of the things it should be ashamed of as a society

'Murica…

I’m so grateful to live in a civilised country

Israel’s foreign ministry can fuck themselves with a wire brush

I’m resolutely child-free

My fiancée has kids, but they’re grown. We’re older, and the kids have enjoyed there left the nest, or will be soon

I’m not going to be parenting anyone, I’m their mother’s partner and that’s it

There’s no fucking way I’d get involved with someone who had kids that were still children. Young adults is a very different situation

Because OP didn’t even bother to find out what a shitpost actually is before posting their pointless drivel