It used to be the Generalized Information Retrieval Language System, but for some reason Dick didn’t like GIRLS.

Oh no!

Ok, first one I got I had to laugh. “Start a family tree”

Firstly, it’s marked as an outdoor activity. Secondly, it’s a hobby that can take decades, and not very interesting for kids.

What if he just changes the length of a term?

Have a look at Zerotier. I have some devices running it and it works a treat. Basically, add devices to your network and it gives them addresses that you can access as if it was on your home network. Your usual 192.168.. still work, but also you can choose a bunch like 172.25.. that you can only access when running Zerotier.

I use it to access jellyfin from my phone or laptop or to SSH into my server.

I’m still trying to finish Nethack, so I guess that’s…(Looks at calendar) Forty years…

You could get some from my dog this spring when he gets his annual haircut.

I just picked the name of someone I went to school with that looked kinda similar. In hindsight I should have used Hildegard or something.

I was at a party once, a little drunk, told a girl I was psychic and could guess her name. I thought it would be a good icebreaker, we would laugh at me guessing wrong etc.

I got it right. She thought I was a stalker or something and told all her friends to stay away from me.

Good times.

Well, gravity wasn’t discovered until much later…

The wheel. Everything went downhill from there.

He should bring his daughter to watch the game. I’m sure she’ll be safe there.

Why not both?

I drove on the left for about fifteen years then changed countries and have about fifteen years experience on the right.

My only problem is confusing my left and right, my brain just swapped everything over.

Darude - Sandstorm.

Better than growing a tongue in your asshole.

I’m a chef, so probably back to when fire started to be a thing people used.

A friend recommended it to me years ago, and I thought I’d try. On my second fort, I thought I was going ok, we got attacked but my unarmed and untrained dwarves fought off the attacker and I was rebuilding. I told my friend and he asked if it was goblins. No, it was a Titan. I thought it was normal, but I haven’t seen one since in the thousands of hours I’ve played.