I used to love getting called a hacker when I played CoD 2 Modern Warfare CoD: Modern Warfare 2.

Prolly should’ve used a picture of Shawn Michaels though

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Those cheating Democrats tricked me into being an obstinate asshole!

You just activated neurons in my brain that hadn’t fired in 20 years

I’m just glad I don’t have to find out which baseball players accept White House invitations from child rapists.

Hasn’t the US set the precedent that this is ok?

On Android or iOS? I’m pretty sure the iOS app is just a re-skinned Safari, isn’t it?

Head on collisions not interesting enough? Try adding cacti to your dashboard!

Linux: where you run a VM because niche proprietary software won’t run on Linux.

Windows: where you run a VM because a multibillion dollar company can’t figure out generic printer drivers as well as underpaid (or volunteer) open-source developers.

We have an old HP D110 (I think). Worked just fine with Windows 10. Works fine with Linux. Built my wife a new PC with Windows 11, and now it will only print 1 page every few minutes. Windows 11 never marks the print job as complete, so you have to wait for it to error out before it will start the next job. Microslop at its finest.

Just keep a baseball bat and a glove in your car. It’s not a weapon, I just keep it around in case I get the chance to play…😉

Didn’t Sam Altman say that ads would be a last resort?

Congratulations, you can use your maps!

On an unrelated note, your maps don’t matter, because we’re gonna let a pants-shitting child rapist cancel the elections as long as he says they’re “rigged.”

“Clearly I’m above reproach, so there’s no reason to suspect my email address and porn history will be in there!”

The most embarrassing part about this would be people finding out you actually pay for porn