Doesn’t that one have a microphone?

Thats like news from 1 year ago. I Guess a good shitpost then.

Who is that last girl?

Because the joke and the context and who it is is not equally obvious for all people.

Excellent Video that explains why we need those baggers

Thanks though it must be something like that.

Am I missing something?

Because the question is not what should happen but about what you think will (likely) happen.

Based on the past this answer is the most likely by a huge margin even if depressing.