Scratch

Reaction: Counterspell

Action: I Cast… Incurable BO!

If you know you’re gonna get arrested; make the photo memorable.

Also, the bible didn’t say only 2 monke

“Take with you seven pairs of all clean animals, the male and his mate, and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and his mate, and seven pairs of the birds of the heavens also, male and female, to keep their offspring alive on the face of all the earth” (Genesis 7:2–3)

Poster is both dumb and inaccurate.

You gotta sell your friends and/or fam on it, though

No.

Everyone has the same answer.

Look, we can’t have TVs that last 15 years anymore!

We need to keep people buying every year or two. Otherwise line not go up! Don’t you understand that this is about protecting The Economy?!

That is still my favourite internet.

Waow, look at all the money we saved with layoffs. Buy our stock!

Waow, look at all the growth we’re experiencing, we have to hire more developers. Buy our stock!

I managed to make the jump to 7-up free from Coke. I do quite enjoy it now.

You can also try those dilute drinks, to liven up water.

My knife is chemically inert, shall I insert it into your body?

.shE haS dieD heR haiR reD

PAYNE!!! You gotta help meeee!

…Ok. But only because it’ll fuck with Vlad.