Stop writing jokes about Krang, Frank. Nobody knows who Krang is. No. More. Krang.
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Cake day: April 8th, 2024
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I’m operating under the assumption that after you cum on the carpet you’re the one who cleans it up, and you do it immediately after. I mean if we’re assuming that you’re not cleaning it up after, then why be a stickler about carpets mate? I think it’s pretty rude to cum ANYWHERE and not clean it up yourself.
Fucking a couch is the thing I’m least angry at JD Vance about.
Cumming on carpets is a pretty innocuous thing to me to be honest.
1·1 month agoThe quakers were far superior to liberals
Oh interesting. Language evolves so crazy! Its so skibidi toilet, no cap on god!
Did they mean lit
Imagine if your toilet was supposed to wash your ass but instead AI hallucinated gape porn?
There isn’t one.
123·2 months agoYou can subscribe to chatGPT?
41·2 months agoThe real answer.
Why is China always perceived as a threat?
“Does bruno mars is gay” vibes
10·2 months agoI do not understand shoes on in the house. Like when youre sitting on the couch? Shoes on? Why? Also doesn’t your shit get all dirty?
I will support any move that takes money out of the US economy.
Oh I know, and I understand why it didn’t work out that way. But imagine if it did.
Also yes, the quakers were also very anti slavery in the US. The quakers seem to be (from what I’ve read) on the right side of almost every issue the capitalist imperialist west has faced for as long as they’ve been around.
Imagine if the west had been dominated by the quakers during colonialism, instead of the puritans, how different the world would be.
This entire conversation is making me dry heave and I have nobody to blame but myself.
Take his money, vote no, leave, move to a country where a million dollars lets you live like a king and be served by beautiful phillipino boys until I die. Thats my plan with my hypothetical that will never happen because
One: A capitalist would never offer that level of economic freedom to a working class body of that magnitude and
B: I don’t live in Greenland.
I get a lot of my business for my company from facebook marketplace and my facebook reviews. It enrages me that I have to use facebook to succeed, at least at this point in my business.