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You blew it! ou should have asked what “IDK” means!

Aesthetics? 10/10

The actual show? The most boring watch of my life.

OOTL ? IDK what that is

moustache-twirling affairs

That’s the thing, his moustache couldn’t be twirled

Before that they were just some generic vows found on the internet, maybe a bit altered (“change a few words so the teacher won’t notice!”).

Oh, ok, that would still be weird but ok

ps: I understood from another comment that this was meant to be a joke

Behold, the sky net (is this shit co-written by Oda?):

But who would buy an entire steam account just for factorio at the normal price, you could just buy it now on the steam store

?

Sooo, the end is near?

Edit: OH COME ON

Americans are comfortable with genercising brands

Every language I know of does this

Hey! How are you, how was your day? You seem a little grumpy, kinda off, everything good?

Anyway, let me tell you about mine: woke up to my Apple iPhone alarm, immediately checked Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, Twitter, Facebook, Gmail, and YouTube, rolled out of bed, threw on a Nike hoodie, Levi’s jeans, and Adidas sneakers, grabbed a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte, hopped into an Uber while blasting Spotify through my AirPods, then got to my place and opened my Microsoft laptop, fired up Google Chrome, and bounced between Amazon, Netflix, YouTube, Wikipedia, LinkedIn, Reddit, and eBay like I was speedrunning the internet.

Around lunch I hit McDonald’s for a Big Mac, fries, and a Coca-Cola, thought about Chick-fil-A and Taco Bell but the line was insane, paid with my Visa, checked my Bank of America app, then wandered into Walmart, Target, and Costco just to buy stuff I didn’t need, ended up looking at Samsung TVs, LG appliances, Sony headphones, and a random KitchenAid mixer like I was about to become a whole different person.

Later I grabbed a Dunkin’ iced coffee, kept scrolling TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts like my brain was running on autopilot. Got home, microwaved some frozen Nestlé food, turned on my Samsung TV, opened Netflix, considered Disney+ and Hulu, then sat there half-watching while checking emails on Gmail and pretending I had my life together.

What about yours?

Or not live in america maybe? But then you would probably make half of what you make rn

I am DEEPLY saddened that this isn’t a rickroll

At this point everything is said to be so generated.

Still thinking about them every so often…

It sure looks like it

This is the least unpopular opinion on lemmy

Everybody hates GenAI here

Oh

A new user on my blocklist