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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Lots of the “worlds largest” attractions in America are made to gain tourist attention, like the worlds largest picnic basket, pistachio, etc. They’re usually in areas people wouldn’t normally go. This one is at PistachioLand, which is a large pistachio farm near White Sands National Park, so it’s not necessarily in the middle of nowhere (but maybe a little). They do make a lot of really good pistachio based snacks. Different flavor roasted nuts, pistachio ice cream, red and green chili based foods like jerky or jams. It’s definitely a tourist trap but the nuts they make are good, local and not from Wonderful Pistachios which has terrible quality control and less flavor options.

    If anyone here ever heads down to see White Sands, definitely try the garlic or green chili roasted pistachios there.




  • The stupidity of the general public. Most people couldn’t be as stupid as some of the people I deal with if they tried.

    Some examples;

    No, you will not receive mail anymore if you haven’t picked up your mail in almost 2 years, it doesn’t matter if it’s important, you’ve lost that privilege over a year ago. Get a PO box.

    Yes, you are required to pick up all your mail, whether you want the junk mail or not. You cannot pick and choose what you pick up. Empty it all from your box or you won’t get any.

    Yes, you are required to use your apartment number on ALL your mail. Insufficient addresses don’t get delivered, especially in an apartment complex. I don’t give a shit if Amazon delivers without an apartment number, we’re not Amazon. If you don’t know where you live how can I?

    You haven’t received mail in 3 weeks because you’ve had your car in front of your box for 3 weeks, move your car if you want mail.

    No, writing a note to your mailman saying not to deliver mail for “current resident” and saying “NO JUNK MAIL” doesn’t work. You ARE the current resident, and again, you do not get to choose. You get all your mail or you get no mail. Pick one.

    “I’ve lived here for 6 months and haven’t gotten any mail.” Well, is you name on your mailbox? “Well, no why should it be?”

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  • Call of Duty Warzone.

    When it first released it was a very fun battle royale, a much better implantation than CoD’s first go at it, Blackout. You could actually buy back your teammates if they die, they added the Gulag as a chance to come back if you’re killed, you can create loadouts and use money you find in game to buy them. The map was big and expansive and you could usually find some interesting places to drop and not get absolutely dumped on immediately.

    My friends and I played it for a long time, both on PS4 and later PC. When they moved the map to Black Ops Cold War’s version I’d argue it was a bit of an improvement even though all the Cold War guns outshined the Modern Warfare 2019 guns. That was the start of the decline in my eyes. Making the guns from the new game perform better than from the old one was how they pushed you to buy the new CoD so you could level up the guns and play better in Warzone.

    Warzone moved to Vanguard’s Caldera map, which I think was a fantastic map, had some cool limited time modes and events, but at first they had some kind of issue with the light rendering because it wasn’t the easiest to spot enemies or items on the map. They fixed that and it was fine, we had some amazing games and lots of fun on Caldera.

    Then they released Warzone 2.0 (which was arguably Warzone 4.0 but that’s an argument for a different day) using the Modern Warfare 2 engine. It was a very bad Warzone. The map was boring, the sound effects like hit markers by default were new and ear piercingly awful, and whatever rendering system they used made it extremely difficult to see enemies. Keep in mind I’m running this game on a 3090 so it’s not a graphics issue, it’s an engine one. Also on that note, the game literally struggled to run on my friends 3070 and 3060 12G cards. It was bad.

    We stopped playing for a long time, moved onto other things, then did try again when MW3’s version came out. It was fine, map was better but the engine still had the rendering enemies issue.

    Between the bad changes they made, the horrible monetization with the obnoxious skins and shit, at one point there was a gun you could only unlock through the battle pass or buy a skin for later which was an OP gun, and a plague of other issues we stopped playing. The game stopped being a fun shooter with friends and just became a slog to play. If we could go back to the original 2020 Warzone we would, but even when they rereleased Verdansk in MW3 it wasn’t the same.


  • The nukes start flying at 12:00

    Todd Howard at 12:01 “Hey guys, I’m excited to announce the launch of Fallout 5, our largest map in any Bethesda game, it’s literally the entire planet! Graphics will have 16 times the detail, unless you need glasses, and your carry capacity will be based on your very own actual strength. Weapon variety will greatly depend on which country or state you live in. We’ll be releasing this new augmented reality experience starting right after the first bomb drops. Oh and one more thing, we did run out of time on development, so we don’t have a Pip-Boy for you and there are no Vaults. Good luck!”




  • My wife was an au pair, she’s still in a few nanny/au pair Facebook groups and sees posts with asinine requirements all the time.

    Once she saw a women post a nanny position for 4 kids with the same “bring your own snacks for my children” requirement and they were only paying $18/hr. Most nanny positions around here are paying $25ish depending on the hours and that’s for no more than 2 kids.

    That lady got flamed in the comments and left the group.