No, no. We want solutions to problems we don’t really have! Not something that would make life for 99.9% of Americans better…

I think you just listed best-case scenario. I feel things will get far worse.

Violence is never the best option. But sometimes you get pushed far enough into a corner that it becomes the most likely.

/s if that wasn’t obvious

On Lemmy, yes. On Facebook, not so much.

Turns out Ghina got really good at renewables while we were deliberately looking away. And Ghina is too big to invade. Guess we’ll have to double down on oil. And somehow these guys have more oil than the Saudis. Not for long…

The end game is the exact opposite of what GHINA did. Are you new here? There is no end game!

China did really well with renewable, and we didnt. So we double down on oil…

If their dongs were proportional to their nuts, that wouldn’t be far off!

You forgot your corn.

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Yeah, sorry about that. The guys and I will open the curtains next time we’re at your mom’s house.

I’m 41. Grew up in Kansas. We were a Republican family. So glad I listened to all the brain tickles over the years that sounded like complete bullshit. Once I learned to think for myself, I’ve been a much happier person.

“The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy.” - Elon Musk

That’s how you know empathy is important. It apparently affects the rich’s bottom line. Plus, you know, if you have a brain, empathy is just a given…

All Cats Are Bros

Nap time is back!

The two party system exists to prevent this.

Don’t worry. Amazon will pick it up, ruin the new season, and cancel it again.

These facts don’t align with my feelz.

Because we’re running the country like a business now. Which means the shareholders matter more than the people. Plus, we’re doing some layoffs right now…

• Step 1: Tariff everybody!
• Step 2: Refund the importers.
• Step 3: Wait for the refunds to trickle down to the people who paid them…