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I am a meat popsicle.

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Cake day: December 28th, 2025

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  • I remember when I was in the Navy, I wasn’t paying attention once and stood up into a bundle of cables running along the overhead. Part of it sliced my scalp open and blood was pouring down my face. I stood there completely flabbergasted with my mind an utter and complete blank, and the only thing that came out of my mouth, completely unprompted, was “Shit in God’s beard!”

    No idea why. I had never said it before or ever since. Brains are weird.