I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.

Trump: “what if we pissed off everyone

Generals: pissing of all countries who-

Trump: “I said everyone! Every single person on the planet! I want them pissed all the time!

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That’s a mood right there. Look up elephant seal and every picture is an absolute mood.

I’m not stabbing anyone righ now! Maybe I am a good person! I am slicing someone right now but that isn’t a stab!

Also on a lighter note, I don’t believe in Nebraska. It’s a myth. I’ve never met a person from Nebraska and neither has anyone one else. I’ve never seen a Nebraskan license plate. Is it Nebraskan? Nebraskanight? Nebraskanought?

Do you guys have austronoughts or something? Or is it just corn?

The next town over from me is having a dispute over repaint the water tower that currently features someone you’ve never heard of and his (music?) career.

Anyway I suspect Nebraska news is that all the time.

To be clear I’ll take my stereotype card. I’m from Texas. Yes I had horses but not everyone from Texas did… yes I rode it to school for special events but it wasn’t a day to day a thing. We had a car.

What does Nebraska have? Elephants? My god do you guy have like mammoths or something. I bet you have a good hockey team. I don’t watch sports but it sounds like a Nebraska thing “Nebraska mammoths”

I know sports teams are normally named after a city but I can’t think of a single city in Nebraska. Nebraska city? My good is the state capital Nebraska city and it has an amazing zoo and a board walk are that’s kinda dangerous after sundown?

Nebraska isn’t real

I’ve got bad news for you about capitalism in general.

Dollar tree isn’t specifically bad. In fact I recommend working there if you need a lot of experience really quickly. It’s “easy “ in that way. You’ll move up faster than you would at Walmart.

But yeah most stores regardless of brand there is ALOT more going on than you see. Like someone dropping dead in line 10 min before you walked in. If the store manager is running the register at any store something very bad happend s/happening

Actually the worst part of all is people died at stores. Nothing that was our fault but yeah, I saw people die and didn’t even list that as one of the “sad things” it was just a tuesday

I totally get that and thought about it. People reading it might think differently and I wanted to warn them. Not specifically you.

Funny story though: my ex wife lived in the same small town as me and she told me “you’re employees were talking shit about you”

“Well yeah… I’m the boss. We all talk shit about our bosses “

“Do you want to know what they said “

“Nope.‘if it’s important they’ll talk me directly “

In more ways than people realize. I’ve got so many heartbreaking stories.

My record for most drugs found in the bathroom was six baggies of crystal. One of my jobs as GM+ was “he’s been in the bathroom for a really long time… and there’s no noise in there”

“Alright I get the narcan from my car (we weren’t allowed to keep it in the building but sometimes you need narcan)”

Another horrible story is the time I spent all day stomping on baby Jesus. Products have to be destroyed so not peasants can take them out of the trash. Surprisingly a lot of people didn’t want to stomp on Jesus Christmas ornaments. So I went around to all the store to stomp on Jesus for them.

Sorry I thought it was obvious if you think about it.

It was dollar tree. I worked the transition from family dollar-dollar tree- dollar tree plus.

What I can say good about dollar tree is I went from part time cashier on Christmas for extra money to running stores in 6 months. I opened 7 stores, lead the stocking teams, helped out at dozens of stores and was “person you call” when you don’t know who to call. DMs called me. On the other hand i had a mental breakdown (litterly I was hospitalized for close to a month then I moved home with my mother that’s how damaging the work was under that one specific district manager) so dollar tree is a great place to move up but it’s like… Harvey Weinstein…. Yeah he can make you a star but at a cost.

Lol sorry I have ptsd lol

I worked for a dollar branded store they would monitor the companies Reddit for employees that were being saying something bad.

They’d look thru the account for pictures of the store layout or anything identifiable. Like the weather on certain days were specifically helpful yes.

We are willing to trade prisoners if you keep him.

The English translation isn’t exactly optimistic.

Who could’ve predicted this?! Except literally everyone

I understand your dismay. Believe me I’m not saying the behavior is right. I’m just describing what is.

You nailed it. They will no call no show to appointments to try out wedding cake samples. Giving blood isn’t even fun. They only made the appointment because they didn’t want to look selfish for the blood drive people.

I wish that wouldn’t happen… does it really seem wild though? People skip all kinds of appointments without calling.

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“Have you considered cocaine?”

You ever see the futurama episode what that slug was forced to party all the time.

It’s like that