Humans are essentially parrots that figured out nuclear fission.

Cause apps like tiktok will prevent your post from being seen for having a scary bad word and now they have everyone trained to self-censor

Now hopefully the UK will finally stop letting the US use them as an aircraft carrier… right?

He’s been wanted by the FCC for two weeks now

When you’re at a networking event and meet the final boss

Yup. My old job had liebert (now vertiv) UPSs for our data center and those suckers were essentially just thousands of pounds of lead acid batteries stacked in a metal chassis

Or David and Goliath according to a certain religious text

“You are free to use increasingly niche technology until you’re marginalized out of existence or give in and lick the boot”

Ohh, goodie! I hope they have Quake III arena

It’s really amazing how this country just ran on word and vibes up to this point. Turns out you could just do whatever and nobody would have the cajones to stop you

I teach digital literacy and 99% of unsavory software I encounter on people’s phones come from the play store or app store

I will believe that they’re serious about protecting users when I see them do something about the crap ton of borderline scam solitaire and weather apps infesting their stores

This person carries the spirit of bobby tables within them

Oops, you caught us, we’re sorry! We promise not to do it again! (In the next 3-6 months, restrictions apply, refer to your EULA for details)

Damned if you do damned if you don’t

It would be so cool to have something like this integrated into your monitoring platform. Imagine being able to “tap” on a switch in a rack and be able to view it’s mac table or port assignments

Gooby pls

I mean, this exact thing has already happened with other services. Hulu used to have a free ad supported tier and a paid ad free tier, for example

Give it six months, maybe a year. There WILL be ads in YouTube premium and you’ll have to pay another premium on top of that for ad free.

Post its have their problems but at least they can’t be read half a globe away

It’s the exact same song, but your conservative uncle yells “and that’s a good thing!” into the mic after every verse