

Somehow it’s acceptable because a computer is involved. Imagine if the powers that be chose a physical method of obfuscation. Like, what if they said "we’ve decided you can only get this benefit you’re entitled to after flipping a coin to heads.


Somehow it’s acceptable because a computer is involved. Imagine if the powers that be chose a physical method of obfuscation. Like, what if they said "we’ve decided you can only get this benefit you’re entitled to after flipping a coin to heads.
That’s a large, disembodied nose, you pervert!


I never could have predicted Canadian MAGA would be a thing.
Why would a billionaire insure their car?
Did anyone really feel like the CGI was cutting edge at the time? Maybe I was hard to impress, but I felt like it was a bad movie with mid-grade CGI 🤷♂️


A “million dollar company” could be pulled directly out of their ass. Jenny’s illiteracy doesn’t inspire confidence in her accounting skills.
In case anyone needs to hear this — when blood and mucus start coming out your butt, you need to go to the gastroenterologist. Don’t believe your primary care physician who says it’s probably IBS and therefore untreatable and not worth worrying about. It was ulcerative colitis for me, and they have treatments that let you live your life without being tethered to the bathroom.


I do like my AirPods, but I’m still pissed off that the duopoly killed the headphone jack. Give me back my headphone jack!!
Maybe I’m just too literal, but I have no idea what to make of the “no one:” part of these memes. Every time I see it, I feel like the joke works just as well without it.
Nobody can’t have no dialogue, people!
Steam will demand your password