Either the world is ending or Chuck Norris tried to self harm. There’s no other explanation.
Chuck Norris is a POS. Hes a massive outspoken bigot. The chuck norris jokes are lame now because he has become the joke. What a fucking loser.
My brother in Christ, we’re in the shitpost sub.
Its still a post glazing a bigot
Yea I’m with ya on this. Fuck Chuck, he’s a cunt.
Chuck a cunt, he’s fuck.
Pointing out what a shitbag someone is seems entirely appropriate for the comments of a shitposting community though.
This aged well
Earlier Chuck I would be more concerned. Like Meatloaf it will be more of a relief that he can’t fuck up any longer.
Next that piece of shit Clapton though. Music thief, xenophobic racist, there’s nothing to like there, just die Eric.
Edit: Chuck’s dead, March 20
Wait drop the tea about Clapton killing a child
His son, fell out the window, like 56 floors.
I’m going to take that part back though, I had been told he was high and neglect caused it which doesn’t seem to be true. His son ran toward a floor to ceiling window that didn’t have a window in it.
Do you know the difference between a bag of coke and a small child?
˙ʍopuᴉʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʎlɟ ǝʞoɔ ɟo ƃɐq ɐ ʇǝl ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uplnoʍ uoʇdɐlƆ
Iirc he wasn’t even there at the time
Yeah right, the only way he’s going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
+++BREAKING NEWS+++ he dead now
US Healthcare FTW!! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Damn the only thing that could kill Chuck Norris was US healthcare all along
Lucky he didn’t have this European commie healthcare or he’d have been dead a lot deader.
