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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    If you can’t laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽

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      bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away

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        Unless you’re like 1.5 in 10,000(.015%),I can assure you your average or slightly above.

        Edit: can’t help myself, there’s an abnormal amount of angry small dick fuckers here(of which, you are not one!).

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          I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s how bell curves work.

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            I would ask you to look it up.

            Edit to add; micropenis affects about .015%. I find it weird others are disagreeing.

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              I think they disagree because not having a micropenis (in the medical sense) doesn’t imply that you are above average.

              Assuming penis length is distributed normally exactly 50% of people are below average. If you remove 0.15‰ from that you are practically still left with about 50% that don’t have a micropenis and are below average.

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                Homie, there is no swaying me.

                Someone felt bad about themselves and I presented them with a counter.

                Fuck it, maybe I have a micro peen? And I was just trying to help out a fellow homie.

                Edit to add: doesn’t matter if they do or not!

                What’s important is it not being fucking important!

                Edit edit: I think that last line is one of coolest things I ever typed.

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                  Being swayed by facts is not a bad thing

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                    Oh, my bad.

                    Is there suddenly a large influx of small dicked people?

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                What if 90% of people have the exact average length, and the rest are the bell curve?

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      … fuckin’?

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      I guess wearing a rigid mask?

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Yeah.

        Perfectly one that shows you as a terrible person.

        Go ahead and dawn a donald trump mask. You deserve it!

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          *don

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            You get the upvote just cause I’m so confused.

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      We laugh at hexbear accounts. Lol cowbee and so on.

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        I’ll admit I goatded some of those idiots(and got banned from a bunch of communities), but they are extremely smart people.

        Edit to clarify.

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          I’m sure that they are. So are we. The difference is we can be smart, hold an opinion, and not be insufferable.

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            “we”‽

            You might be smart. But I’m dumb as fuck.

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              Idk I like your username so it sounded smart. My PhD is not related to social things.

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                Thanks for looking, but I’m pretty pro Palestine.

                Don’t know if that changes your opinion. But I chose this name many moons ago.

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                  I don’t think there’s anything not smart about being pro Palestine. I think that’s a safely considered opinion.

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                    Are you a protest non voter?

                    If you answer “yes” I’m going to give you shit.

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