As a man with 2 young kids, yes. Yes you do. It’s an obligation for you to enjoy the free time as much as you can. I rely on my childless friends to fill me in on what’s happening in the cultured world, because for me my life is nothing but Bluey, Paw Patrol, and Cocomelon.

2/10

if it weren’t for the slight sliver of hope I still desperately cling onto that my kids still have the possibility to have a happier experience with life than I had, I would’ve taken the express route off this ride years ago.

I was just a few dotted I’s and crossed t’s into finishing a plan when I learned I was having twins. So now I stick around, trying my best to give them the best experience with life that I possibly can. I’m not great at it, my personal life isn’t any better, I still hate everyone in this terrible world, but seeing them happy makes me smile. So there’s that.

Church without church is just a book club.

Your joke made me laugh, and I’m proud of you for making it.

How is my guy only gonna poop 14 times in 38 years? My 3 year old kid has pooped twice 10 times that already