

Love me some Lemmy satire


Love me some Lemmy satire
Who was your first kiss? Who did you do it with first?
Irrelevant. Nobody cares. What really binds someone to another, is experiencing this legendary piece of art with them for the first time.
To call the first experience of THE Minecraft Movie a minor roadblock is ludicrous, absurd and clearly indicates that you’re completely out of touch with reality.
My father is an admin at lemmy.today, he will be hearing about this…
I can only hope that you return on an alt as a better person, and a more refined member of society.


I’ve seen this user (or maybe other people?) name themselves “Allah” on Lemmy, and they’re almost always hating on Islam rent free


I fail to see how this is relevant to the post


And boy does it SUCK
Barely changes anything in terms of security
Mostly no, but you’d be surprised how many are okay with it in Saudi and the UAE
Happens because they’re nationalists, support whatever the government does
Other countries the people are against the genocide but the governments aren’t really (some may at least “condemn” Israel for their public image)
Of course I’m not assuming anyone supports Israel or that the people and government are the same
This rant was purely against governments, sorry if I worded it wrong
“It’s bad to support smothering orphans” what country does this guy live in
The Saudi, UAE and (to a lesser extent) Egyptian (edit: governments) are all for whatever Israel does. It’s more complicated in other countries because the people are against it but the government isn’t, so you have to be against Israel just enough to please the people but not too much that you displease the government ❤️
Once per week? I have to go twice a day 🥀
This is what cracking is for >:)


Because it’s going to implement federation soon
Nobody is going to sign up to your website just to post an issue on one repository. Federation is perfect for software forges.
Strong times create hard men


disturbing my peace

ROG ALLY USER DETECTED??
Aren’t IPs prone to change though?
If it does what’s stopping someone from somehow getting that IP and hosting a fraud site?
Imagine having to finger your gun
This post was made the the automatic gun gang


Not to mention every quest after the second dream is also absolute cinema
Don’t forget cm002